Pool party? (another funny email to share)?

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A rich white man in North Carolina decided that he wanted to throw>a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited>Leroy, the only black guy in the neighborhood.>>He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone>was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ>and flirting with the women.>>>At the height of the party, the host said,"I have a 10ft man-eating gator>in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone>who has the balls to jump in.">>The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and>everyone turned around an d saw Leroy in the pool!>>Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the>gator in the eyes with his thumbs,>throwing punches, doing all kinds of shit like head butts and chokeholds,>biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like>some kind of Judo>Instructor.>>The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator>were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let>it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish.>>Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at>him in disbelief. Finally the host says,"Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a>million dollars.""No, that's okay. I don't want it,"said Leroy.>>The rich man said,"Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.>>How about half a million bucks then?""No thanks. I don't want it,">answered Leroy. The host said,"Come on, I insist on giving you something.>That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?>"Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked,"Well, Leroy, then>what do you want?">>>Leroy said,>>"I want>the name of the muthafucka who pushed me in the pool ------

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